#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman
(Source: hiddleston, via alexaraaa)
(via wilwheaton)
“Sittin’s good. I like sittin’. Me and Jenny used to sit all the time. Sometimes we would sit in the park just like how I’m sittin’ right now. Lieutenant Dan was always real good at sittin’. After the accident, that isAAUAUAUAAGAGHAHAGAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“You know what my least favorite movie is? Rocky III. Now I know what you’re going to say. ‘Oh its because of Mr T’s character’s name, right?’ WRONG. Its because the narrative fell apart in the second act and just became so trite and deliberately oblivious to the true nature of the Rocky Balboa canonAAAUUAUAUUAAAUAUAAAGGAGAGGHHHHHHH”
“I hate rap rock! I so fucking hate rap rock! I hate it to the point where I think I am going to spontaneously combust! I mean really. Fucking rapping, and heavy metal? Christ. It BARELY worked on like two songs from the Judgment Night soundtrack! I am so mad right nowAAAUAUAUUAUUUAUAGAHAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”